Stories about the little red things that live in my house. By Graham Milldrum.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Bigg’s theme song.
I find the intensity of the bassist (Tina Weymouth) to match his expression perfectly. That and the contrast between instrument (bass guitar/teeth) and user (Weymouth/Biggs.)
Ein Mushroom (via StormCrow523)
I have no idea what is going on here. Source is some space cyberpunk western thing called Cowboy Bebop. The corgi is a “data dog,” whatever that means.
This is why I can’t take Biggs to restaurants.
Biggs and I live like Inspector Clouseau and Cato Fong in the classic Return of the Pink Panther.
Biggs is my assistant, helper and general purpose cleaning implement.
He has an additional job, one he invented for and assigned to himself. He keeps me ready for violence and defense at any time.
Sometimes he lunges at me when I come home. Other times he simply walks up for a petting.
Sometimes he tries to kill me when I go to sleep. Other times he simply naps at the end of the bed.
Sometimes he plots murder in the living room, guarding a minor item. Other times he just ignores me.
He keeps me sharp. I must be aware of my surroundings constantly, lest he get a nip in.
Or worse than a nip. I have a half-inch long fading brown scar on my hand from him. He takes his mission quite seriously.
All corgis need to learn this magic. I think I saw Biggs taking notes on it. He may opt to simply knock over the food bin again.
